Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Squirtgun To Your Head: Least Favorite Disney Character?

JENN: It's time for another Squirtgun To Your Head! As we put the figurative gun to the head of a character we don't like. Yes, the question today is this: Who is your LEAST favorite Disney character?

I know mine: Boo from Monsters Inc.

SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND GET OUT OF MY FACE

I CANNOT STAND BOO. She straight up ruins Monsters Inc. for me. Not even Billy Crystal can save it, and I love me some Billy Crystal.

MOON: I haven't seen Monsters Inc. yet, but I hear thiiiings.

JENN: A lot of people love the movie and think Boo is so cute. I spent the whole time wanting to kick her in the shins. Because I am a terrible person with a low tolerance for "adorable" small child antics that are actually REALLY IRRITATING. The only good thing she does is burst into tears when Sully accidentally scares her.

And now, as the hordes run my blackened, heartless shell out into the frozen tundra to die, who's your least favorite?

MOON: Hmm, so I have some arbitrary dislikes, but here's one with a reason. Bambi's father (father-deer?...)

NOT PICTURED: The ideal single father.

JENN: Do you resent him for not showing up in Bambi's life until he was no longer needed? I think his name is Prince, btw.

MOON: Absolutely.

JENN: Some men just can't handle the pressures of paternal responsibility, I guess.

MOON: Haha, I feel like I made this post suddenly very serious.

JENN: I could talk about kicking a computer-generated toddler in the shins again if that would help?

MOON: Being 4-5 and remembering that Prince is a jerk is heeeeavy stuff.

JENN: You were wise beyond your years. That's why you're such an adept time traveler.

How about you, dear reader? How do you feel about Boo and Prince? What Disney characters rub you the wrong way, if it's not too blasphemous to ask?

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2 comments:

  1. I've always had a soft spot for Boo, but I was also 7 when Monsters Inc. was released (and obsessed with every little girl character in every Disney movie ever). The Prince of the Forest is definitely kind of a jerk.

    If I had to choose a least favorite character, I think it'd be Jessie from the Toy Story movies. I don't know why, but she's always rubbed me the wrong way.

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    1. I can see that - although I must say that her paso doble with Buzz in TS3 is pretty much the best thing ever. Spanish Buzz FTW!

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