Tuesday, May 16, 2017

In Which Jenn DID NOT PEE HERSELF DURING THE DARK SIDE HALF, SWEAR

Perhaps you are rolling your eyes already at the subject line of this post. Perhaps you are quite sick of looking at me. Perhaps you have written me off as a narcissist. It's okay. I understand.

But my Annual Pass expires in December, and with it, my free PhotoPass downloads. Will I ever get another? Maybe. As of now, though, these are the last free runDisney photos I will ever download.

SO NATURALLY IT LOOKS LIKE I PEED MYSELF IN HALF OF THEM.



It's thigh sweat! THIGH SWEAT!


And possibly some anti-chafing gel? I tend to slather it on for races. Things to rethink...


JESUS CHRIST.


IT'S SWEAT, PEOPLE! SWEAT!


WHY? WHY?? WHY DID I WEAR GRAY INSTEAD OF BLACK? WHY DO I SWEAT BETWEEN MY LEGS?????? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!?!?!

Whatever. Girl Moff Tarkin OUT.

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3 comments:

  1. Rachel DrewMay 16, 2017 at 9:27 AM

    Girl, I swear I sweat more between my legs than I do from my armpits. I finish every workout looking like I peed myself. Sad, but true.

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    1. JennMay 16, 2017 at 9:37 AM

      Maybe we should start a line of workout pants with reinforced crotches.

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