No problem, though! Lately Disney's been putting 95% of parks merchandise on the Shop Disney Parks app. There isn't much that can't be had through the app, and the initial blog post revealing the merch promised most of it would be available.
So you can imagine my chagrin when I searched for the ears and saw this:
Of course there's always eBay and such, but pricing tends to be so inflated there. My best hope was probably going to be waiting until after the festival ended to see if any stray unpurchased leftovers made it to the app. Not an impossible dream but I didn't love the odds.
Enter Black Dog Runs Disney, the hero of the day! I saw her posting WDW pics on social media and mentioned my plight. One Paypal transaction later and here we are:
I. AM. SO. HAPPY. I'm going to wear these with my 1998 Figment shirt like a complete dork. And then I'm going to ride the Figment ride and the Cast Members will ACKNOWLEDGE THE AWESOMENESS. They must! They shall!