Saturday, June 29, 2019

In Which Jenn Makes A New WDW To-Eat List

Waaaay back in 2014, when this blog was a mere baby blog - a blaby? A blogby? - I did a post about all the foods I wanted to eat at Walt Disney World. Since then, I have made a small dent in that list... and since then, five years' worth of NEW foods have popped up.

So I did it again! I went combing through the last year's worth of Disney Food Blog archives, painstakingly searching for reviews of foods that looked simply too delicious not to pursue. Any time I found such a wonderful treat, I compiled it in a spreadsheet. (Where would a WDW planner be without spreadsheets?)

There were some criteria, of course. It had to be something I was legit jazzed about, not just "oh, that looks good." And no seasonal or limited edition items; that's a recipe for heartache. In my research, I didn't go back much more than a year to avoid changed or discontinued items. But other than that, all things delectable were fair game!

And so I present to you: my 2019 WDW To-Eat List. I have a lot of work to do.

(Curious to see how I did on my first list? I've updated it! Check it out.)


LocationItemCheck!
AristoCrepesBubble waffle ice cream
The Polite PigGideon's cookies
MultipleJalapeno & cheese stuffed pretzel
MultipleMarshmallow wand
Nomad LoungeTuna poke bowl
Santu'li CanteenCheeseburger pods
Dawa BarNgumu Jungle Juicex
Thirsty River BarDragon's Breath
All-Star SportsEdible cookie dough
Pop CenturyOatmeal cookie sandwich
Rose & CrownSticky toffee pudding
Woody's LunchboxGrown-up grilled cheese
Woody's LunchboxChocolate hazelnut lunchbox tart
Woody's LunchboxS'mores breakfast sandwich
TerralinaFlourless chocolate cake
Trolley Car CafePeanut butter cupcake (regular or Kylo Ren)
Contempo CafePeanut butter pie
Wine Bar GeorgeCrispy mac 'n cheese bites
MultiplePurple wall slush
Trolley Car CafeCarrot cake cookie in its new iteration
Beaches & CreamChocolate layer cake
Beaches & CreamGrilled banana bread with peanut butter
The GanacheryHomemade s'more
Prime Time CafePeanut butter and jelly milkshake
Cheshire CafeHam and cheese pretzel
Cheshire CafeCheshire cat tail
Adventureland CartCheesburger egg rollsx
Pinocchio Village HausItalian cream cake
The Smiling CrocodilePimento cheese BLT
Jock Lindsey'sAir pirate pretzelsx
MultipleMickey scone
The MaraPeanut butter brownie
Ale & CompassParker House rolls and spreads
Kringla BakeryLefse
Nomad LoungeJenn's Tattoo (MINE!)x
SprinklesFrosting shots
Pop CenturyKing whoopie pie
Plaza Ice Cream ParlorAll-American sundae
House of BluesToffee butter bread pudding
PolynesianShave ice with condensed milk
Yachstman SteakhouseOnion pull-apart rolls
Good's Food To GoBread pudding
BaseLine Tap HouseBeer flight
Territory LoungeCheese fondue
AbracadabarPepper's Ghost
Contempo CafeChocolate chip cookie sandwich
Skipper CanteenCurried vegetable crew stew
GhirardelliCrissy Fields cookie bits sundae
Sunshine SeasonsRed velvet whoopie pie
Pongu PonguLumpiax
Top of the WorldChocolate cake
The MaraKudu cookiesx
Kusafiri BakeryRoast beef & cheddar panini w/ curry chips
AristoCrepesCookie dough flight
African OutpostBrown Elephant
NorwayTroll Kreme Slush
BluezooSeared tuna
Tangaroa TerraceFried Spam Masubi
All-Star MusicPrincess Aurora cupcake
Yorkshire Fish ShopEnglish meat pie

Have you tried any of the above foods? What's on your To-Eat list?

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Tuesday, June 18, 2019

In Which Jenn Drinks Liquid Epcot

I come from Maryland, where individual counties set liquor laws, and most of those counties are run by puritans. Most grocery stores can't even sell beer and wine, let alone liquor, and you're sure as hell not going to find it in, say, a fast food place.

So every time I leave Maryland and see alcohol sold in anything less than a dedicated store, I am taken aback. I am so sheltered in this area I am taken aback by the beer in the grab-n-go cases of the MCO airport terminals.

And I certainly wasn't prepared for Puerto Rico. You can get beer and wine and even liquor everywhere. Grocery stores, sure, but also the drug store and the gas station and ALL the restaurants. All of them!

Where was I going with this? Oh, right. I've been pleased to find that the beer selection here has been working very well for me. In addition to having an excellent brewery in walking distance, there's Abita Purple Haze everywhere I could hope to find it. I've loved Purple Haze ever since I tried it during a beer 5K. (Well, roughly a 5K. I THINK we were supposed to run three loops of the course, but by the end it was just a leisurely stroll from beer tent to beer tent in as many loops as we wanted.)

What else do they have on the regular? See if you can spot it:


I'll give you a hint: top toward the left.

That's right. SCHOFFERHOFFER. GRAPEFRUIT. BEER. They have it in bottles. And they have it ON TAP!!!!!

Sure, it's not an all-the-time beer. It's hardly even beer; I think the ABV is like 2.5%. But it's also basically pouring liquid Epcot into a pint glass. And I dig that. I dig that hard.

Epcot, I miss you. Until we meet again, I'll drink you down.

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Thursday, June 6, 2019

In Which Jenn Marvels At PR Movie Theaters

I'm not gonna lie to you guys - I'm not a Marvel person. I respect the franchise - my nerdy little Star Trek-loving, Disney-obsessing heart could hardly do otherwise - but it doesn't do a ton for me. I don't mind if someone puts a Marvel movie on, but I only see them in theaters when Pat asks me to go with him.

Which is how I wound up at a showing of Avengers: Endgame last weekend. First of all, can we talk about Puerto Rican movie theater prices? They are shockingly cheap. Admittedly our 12:35pm showing probably qualified for matinee prices, but still. We got two tickets, two sodas, and a candy bar for LESS THAN TWENTY DOLLARS. There are theaters in DC where $20 will barely get you a single ticket.

Anyway. So. There I was in the movie theater, eating my half of a Bueno bar and watching Endgame, a movie which elicited in me great feelings of neutrality and which is, by my conservative estimate, 87,000 years long. To keep myself entertained and continue to practice my Spanish, I took to reading the subtitles. Oh, right, I should mentioned - in Puerto Rico, Hollywood movies are run in English with Spanish subtitles.

So I was reading the subtitles, and I noticed that they didn't always fully match up with the English dialogue. There were little things, word choices, but bigger things too. For example, at once point someone references visiting the Garden State. How the hell should Spanish-speaking audiences know what that is? The subtitles simply read "Nueva Jersey" instead.

But by far my favorite part of the movie came from just such a miss-match. I can't remember who said it - Tony Stark, maybe? - but someone referred to the Hulk as Jolly Green. Evidently Green Giant doesn't have a ton of cache in the Caribbean, because the subtitles instead said - wait for it - Wazowski. WAZOWSKI! Which is of course a reference to everyone's favorite green star of Monsters Inc.

In conclusion, I made a meme about it for the people of the Caribbean. You're welcome!


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