I know what you're thinking: you own Universal-themed clothing? Well, as it turns out, I own juuuust enough for this trip. Behold!
Anyway. The woman-inherits-the-earth t-shirt was a gift for my bridesmaids (because I got married in a museum amongst dinosaurs!). They were BOGO free and I had an uneven number so I added an extra for me. And it's paying off handsomely.
The JP dress came during that same purchase. Who doesn't love Mr. DNA? The only thing that would make this better is if B.D. Wong's face were part of the pattern, but I suppose one can't have everything.
And finally... TWIST! Yes, that's Mickey Mouse on that dress... but the text advertises an Oswald the Lucky Rabbit cartoon. Presented by - you guessed it - UNIVERSAL STUDIOS! Take that, punks!
After all, you can take the girl out of Disney, but you can't take the Disney out of the girl.
Unfortunately none of these pieces are available for purchase anymore, but I got the JP stuff at Hot Topic and the Oswald dress from Wish if you want to dig around there.
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