Disney live action remakes are dumb and pointless, and that is a hill I am prepared to die on. WHO ASKED YOU ANYWAY, HUH? In the immortal words of one Anton Ego: “The average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so.” I think that speech is brilliant. Ego is absolutely right. To be...
Continue readingActually, Disney Villains Are The Best Part
I’ll tell you why I signed up for the Princess Half Marathon Weekend Fairytale Challenge this year. It wasn’t the featured princesses – it was the addition of the Disney villains. Yes, it’s Princess Week, but let’s take things in an alternate direction, shall we? IT’S GOOD TO BE BAD I know I’m not alone in this. It’s hardly...
Continue readingIn Which Jenn Thinks The Mulan Remake Isn’t
Okay, I’ve taken some time to think about it, and I believe I’m ready to weigh in on this whole Mulan remake controversy.* Basically: yes, I have a problem with it. No, it’s not exactly what you think. * Because you’ve doubtless all been waiting to hear what an obscure white girl blogger has to say on the matter. So...
Continue readingHappy Friday: What Lenten Entertainment Li Shang Shall Receive From You
It’s Lent, right? Time for what Hamlet would refer to as some Lenten entertainment! Wait, am I going to hell now? 🤔 Don’t forget, you can follow FRoA on Twitter @fairestrunofall and on Instagram @fairestrunofall. If you have any questions or thoughts, leave a comment or email fairestrunofall@gmail.com. See ya real soon!...
Continue readingHappy Friday: The Definitive Best Princess
This is the truth. This is the God’s honest truth. FIGHT ME! Don’t forget, you can follow FRoA on Twitter @fairestrunofall and on Instagram @fairestrunofall. If you have any questions or thoughts, leave a comment or email fairestrunofall@gmail.com. See ya real soon!...
Continue readingHappy Friday: I Hadn’t Got A Clue
Pride Month fun fact: Don’t forget, you can follow FRoA on Twitter @fairestrunofall and on Instagram @fairestrunofall. If you have any questions or thoughts, leave a comment or email fairestrunofall@gmail.com. See ya real soon!...
Continue readingHappy Friday: All Right, That’s It, DISHONOR
Crik-ee, make a note of this. (Need me to recite more of the Mulan script? I CAN DO IT. Call me!) Don’t forget, you can follow FRoA on Twitter @fairestrunofall and on Instagram @fairestrunofall. If you have any questions or thoughts, leave a comment or email fairestrunofall@gmail.com. See ya real soon!...
Continue readingHappy Friday: Mulan’s Surprisingly Into Herself
I think the point of this post is supposed to be that Mulan can be unexpectedly narcissistic, or Disney fans are really good at lyrical crossovers, or something? But my only immediate takeaway was that there is a Mulan character breakfast somewhere out there and I need to find out where immediately. (Turns out she’s part of the new...
Continue readingHappy Friday: THE Most Romantic Moment Of All Disney Movies, Ever
It’s just… SO beautiful… *sniff* Don’t forget, you can follow FRoA on Twitter @fairestrunofall and on Instagram @fairestrunofall. If you have any questions or thoughts, leave a comment or email fairestrunofall@gmail.com. See ya real soon!...
Continue readingHappy Friday: Cri-Kee, Make A Note Of This
Have a song stuck in your head? No? THINK FAST. I think we can all agree this is the greatest song Disney has ever written. The end. Don’t forget, you can follow FRoA on Twitter @fairestrunofall and on Instagram @fairestrunofall. If you have any questions or thoughts, leave a comment or email fairestrunofall@gmail.com. See ya real soon!...
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