This joke is not funny. I know this. But I chose it for this week’s Happy Friday all the same, and here’s why: the green army man who is always on the hill around mile 20 of the WDW Marathon. In 2016, he yelled at a runner dressed at Tink, “Didn’t I tell you you could never, never land?!” and for some reason, in my mile-20-of-a-marathon stupor, I found this UPROARIOUSLY HILARIOUS.
In loving memory:
What marathon madness has made you laugh uproariously for no real reason?
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