A great honor was recently bestowed upon me. LOOK WHO LIKED MY TWEET!
Yes, one flippant comment about the past and you, too, can be best friends with Bart Yasso. (Clearly we’re BFFs now, right, Bart? Can I call you Bart?) Incidentally, here’s what my cubicle wall looks like now:
<Roy Scheider voice>We’re gonna need a bigger wall.</Roy Scheider voice>
Where do you keep your medals? Can your coworkers see them? Do they therefore regard you with a mixture of awed wonder that you don’t feel you fully warrant and an irrational fear that you might try to make them run too?
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