JENN: MOON’S HERE, EVERYBODY!!!!#$!#!!!323111 MOON: Whhhhhaaat111! raise the roof JENN: I have every intention of doing so. In fact, I may have to add a story to the house. MOON: Glad to be back. Thanks everyone for your well wishes! I’ve missed you, Jenn!!! <3 JENN: <3 <3 <3 And we have an extra-special Moon-tastic treat, because today we’re...
Continue readingA Tale of Two Tequila Shots
Please join me once again in welcoming the amazing, death-defying Elizabeth as my special guest! JENN: So, tequila. Walt Disney World. Walt Disney World. Tequila. I think the connection is obvious. ELIZABETH: And the first time you chickened out! JENN: This is true. Let the record show that Elizabeth is twice the man I am. ELIZABETH: It was a...
Continue readingIn Which Jenn is the Only Person On Earth with Candlelight Processional Reservations
I’ve mentioned previously that I’m taking my mom to Walt Disney World in December in our first trip together since 1998. Allow me to outline my plan: I organize a trip so amazing that my mom informs my dad that they have been making a mistake all these years, disbelieving my claims that WDW is awesome, and that more...
Continue readingFairest Week in Review: 8/26
Hello, humans! In case you weren’t aware, Moon’s mother has been in the hospital, and I haven’t wanted to bug her about the whole blogging thing while clearly more pressing matters are at hand. That’s why you’ve been suffering through my solo efforts so long! However, the most recent update (as of this evening) is that the situation has...
Continue readingIn Which Jenn & Elizabeth Have the Best Day in Disney’s Animal Kingdom EVER!
JENN: Today I would like to introduce my fantastic pinch hitter, Elizabeth, another victim I have dragged to Walt Disney World on numerous occasions. ELIZABETH: Willing victim! What? No, Jenn didn’t take this photo in Epcot’s Norway pavilion. Liz just always wears that hat. JENN: Incidentally, she seems to have been conditioned from birth to act as my ideal...
Continue readingThe Fairest Week in Review: 8/19
Hi guys! Still me for the time being, I’m afraid. Moon’s mom is still having medical issues so I’m holding down the fort. She does tell me she managed to sneak in a 1.25 mile run, so girl is keeping it going. Send good vibes her way! Okay, let’s see. My training this week went fine, except for...
In Which Jenn Discusses the “Fine, Don’t Come” Mentality
Story time! Store 1: Once I was standing in the kitchenette of my former place of employment when two other employees came in. One mentioned something about Walt Disney World, and the other began a long rant about why he hated the place – the crowds, the lines, the prices: you know, the classics. And he seemed so PROUD...
Continue readingThe Fairest Week in Review: 8/12
Good morning, campers! Jenn here. Moon is unfortunately experiencing some familial issues, so I’m taking over. Not permanently, mind you! Not even for very long: I’m in charge of today and most likely tomorrow. Then Moon comes back and the universe rights itself again. Wait, don’t go! I know it’s not as much fun without her, but if you...
Continue readingThe Jenn Method of Haranguing Moon Into Riding Roller Coasters
JENN: Okay, so today’s topic is one that is near and dear to my heart: The Jenn Method for Haranguing Moon Into Riding Roller Coasters. MOON: NO. JENN: YES. MOON: … Okay. JENN: Annnd that’s it! Thanks everybody for your time. Nothing a good punch in the face can’t cure. No, but seriously: First I would like us all...
Continue readingThe Fairest Week in Review: 8/5
JENN: Recap! How was your workout week? MOON: I am sad now that most of my running is back indoors, but other than that my week was good! Nothing too big to report. How was yours? JENN: I did okay. I got all my mileage out of the way in an acceptable fashion but didn’t accomplish anything remarka –...
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