JENN: In my head I originally titled this series “Gun To Your Head,” the idea being that if someone were to hold a gun to your head and demand your favorite Disney ride and you can only say one with no caveats GO, what would you say?
But that seemed needlessly violent, given the subject matter, so I vote we call it Squirtgun To Your Head. Much friendlier.
So, ahem. I’m holding a squirtgun to your head. What is your favorite ride at Walt Disney World and why?
MOON: SPACESHIP EARTH! History of western civilization narrated by Judi Dench. And the sleepy monk.
JENN: I remember when you selected the French language track, and wound up SO disappointed because you expected Judi Dench speaking French. Which she really ought to, you know, because it rhymes.
MOON: I, as well as the French nation, have been let down.
JENN: Mine would have to be Expedition Everest, I think. It’s got thrills AND story! And sherpas! My mother had a Himalayan cat named Sherpa, because she’s clever, so I get excited at the mention of sherpas, because I’m weird.
Also, one of my favorite WDW memories is of the second time I dragged you onto the ride, but I’ll keep that one in my back pocket for our post on how I’m a terrible person who makes you ride roller coasters. 😀
MOON: I just HAD to see the yeti.
JENN: And it only took, what, four tries before you uncovered your eyes? 😉
MOON: I will say that I love that part of Animal Kingdom. And waiting in the line is pretty nice, actually. And a bucket full of tears.
|Not pictured: Bucket full of tears.|
JENN: Psh. You love it. And I would just like to note for the record that she goes on the ride voluntarily, even if she likes to pretend otherwise, and I don’t have to put a squirtgun to any part of her!
MOON: I have made a promise to myself: to man up.
JENN: And you’ve kept it!
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