Hello and welcome back to Happy Friday, a sporadic series that exists for no other reason than to collect some theme park- and running-adjacent stuff I like. And it being the season of horror, I am excited to introduce you to the weirdest monorail video you never knew your Halloween season was missing. Oh, and a man in a...
Continue readingAnd Now: ALL The Original WDW Background Music Loops
Some of my all-time most popular blog posts are also my simplest: Disney parks background music loops. And believe me, I get it! I am on record as saying that Disney background music makes superior aural companionship for work, study, chores, and just getting in the mood for a Disney trip. As such, I like to put together little...
Continue readingDisney Deinfluencing: Actually, You Don’t Have To Buy It All
“Money isn’t real at Disney.” Loving the energy but you’re gonna get the credit card bill at home, y’know? DISNEY’S GOT ME BY THE PURSE STRINGS I will be the first to admit that being at a Disney park Does Something to me. I am normally a somewhat frugal person. There’s nothing I love more than a good discount...
Continue readingHow To Have Fun With Disney’s Face Characters: An Awkward Girl’s Guide
Every once in a while a Disney parks-centered story breaches containment and is picked up by a cross-section of non-Disney media. Generally this is triggered by some form of bad behavior, real or perceived. The kerfuffle currently making the rounds surrounds an awkward girl and Disney face characters. I’m not going to pass judgment on this situation as I...
Continue readingDisney Deinfluencing: The $20 Park Fashion Challenge
Do you dress like a different person in Disney parks? I know I do! This is kinda embarrassing, but it’s true: I am deeply self-conscious in real life. While I do take pleasure in dressing reasonably well when I go out, I try to avoid wearing anything too eye-catching. I admire flamboyance in others, but I don’t have the...
Continue readingJollywood Nights Is A Tip Top Good Time
Jollywood Nights was famously lambasted at its inception. I attended for my own first time this year, and I can tell you without reservation that I ADORED it. Yes, I would love to tell you why! Below is my overview of what Jollywood Nights is, followed by my experience when I attended to party. All of this is subject...
Continue readingOh, Be Nice; Disney Trip Planning Is Actually Kinda Hard
I think it’s time we stop being so dang hard on Disney newbies. BY COMPARISON, YOU AND I ARE PLAYING PRO BALL Do I know everything there is to know about Walt Disney World? No! But after coming up on two decades worth of trips, I’ve got a pretty darned good handle on the ins and outs of the...
Continue readingIntroducing The Must Do Disney Drinking Game
I have a confession to make: I never got into “Must Do Disney.” NO WAIT PLEASE DON’T KICK ME OUT OF THE DISNEY ADULT CLUB I CAN EXPLAIN!!! WHAT IS “MUST DO DISNEY”? “Must Do Disney” was a show that ran on a special Walt Disney World resort television channel on a continuous loop. It starred a bubbly woman...
Continue readingHow Much Value Did I Wring From My Disneyland Ticket?
My one day Disneyland ticket with park hopper option and Lightning Lane MultiPass cost me – wait for it – a whopping $272. Let’s talk about it! THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT FOR ONE DISNEYLAND DAY Look, I don’t disagree with you; $272 is a lot for a single day at Disneyland. Or anywhere really. You’ve gotta ask yourself:...
Continue readingWhen I Fell In Love With Walt Disney World: A Thoughts While Watching Super Special
Hello and welcome to a very special episode of Thoughts While Watching. Today we will be plumbing the depths of my Disney lore. Journey back with me two decades in the past as we uncover… MY WALT DISNEY WORLD ORIGIN STORY. WE ARE NOT A DISNEY FAMILY I do not come from a Disney family. I don’t mean this...
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