Like many of your parents too, I’m sure, my parents number among the worshipers at the altar of Costco. I’m not a member myself, but I must admit to enjoying the odd trip when I visit them; Costco has so much STUFF to poke around in!
Some of that stuff, believe it or not, is Disney stuff, and when my mom offered to send me some Minnie Mouse pajamas, I wasn’t about to refuse.
And they’re super cute- see above! They’re soft and pink and even have pockets! Why, they’re so cute they almost look like… a matching shorts set…
Okay, hear me out. You know how lately it’s a thing to wear pajamas on the red carpet? Zendaya’s done it, and Billie Eilish, and Rashida Jones, and Tilda Swinton of course because she would. You can totally do it and it’s totally chic as long as you elevate it in the accessories.
What I’m trying to say is… I can wear my Minnie Mouse pajamas to the parks, right? Look! I tucked in the shirt and added ears and sneakers and the Kate Spade purse I got for my birthday! Sweet drip, right? (Is that how you use drip? I’ve only ever heard it from Hasan Minhaj but it sounded cool when he said it.)
I mean, it’s not like I’m naked. I can’t see why Disney would have any objection –
Well? Should I take the shot or stick to, like, actual clothes?