Vacation planning to-do: prepare for a possible sharknado at Universal Studios Florida. WAIT, WHAT? I am exceptionally excited to inform the internet at large that I am returning to Universal Studios Florida’s Halloween Horror Nights this month! To answer your first question: yes, I will be bringing my Kitty Ears of Courage, OBVIOUSLY. And I’d be lying if I...
Continue readingMy Thoughts While Watching The Reluctant Dragon (1941)
Hello and welcome back to Thoughts While Watching, where we watch vintage Disney media and react to it in real time! Today we will be tackling a curious hybrid: The Reluctant Dragon, a Disney feature film that premiered in 1941. WHAT’S SO CURIOUS ABOUT THE RELUCTANT DRAGON? The Reluctant Dragon is ostensibly a Walt Disney Studios feature film… but...
Continue readingWhy Are Disney Live Action Remakes Even A Thing?
Disney live action remakes are dumb and pointless, and that is a hill I am prepared to die on. WHO ASKED YOU ANYWAY, HUH? In the immortal words of one Anton Ego: “The average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so.” I think that speech is brilliant. Ego is absolutely right. To be...
Continue readingJack Skellington: Pumpkin King & A Great Guy To Work For
Since the dawn of October 1993, mankind has struggled with this question: is The Nightmare Before Christmas a Halloween movie or a Christmas movie? I don’t know why, though; the answer is obviously both. But here’s something to ponder on your next viewing, to occur any time between now and the end of the year: have you ever noticed...
Continue readingSeinfeld Is Lying To You About Thurl Ravenscroft
Will the real Thurl Ravenscroft please stand up? SEINFELD’S LIES We didn’t put much thought into popping the Netflix film Unfrosted on TV last Saturday night. We were looking for something uncomplicated and fun, and a silly satire about feuding cereal companies headed by the king of sitcoms seemed about right. What I didn’t realize going in was that...
Continue readingActually, Disney Villains Are The Best Part
I’ll tell you why I signed up for the Princess Half Marathon Weekend Fairytale Challenge this year. It wasn’t the featured princesses – it was the addition of the Disney villains. Yes, it’s Princess Week, but let’s take things in an alternate direction, shall we? IT’S GOOD TO BE BAD I know I’m not alone in this. It’s hardly...
Continue readingThe Best Disney Movies For The Timid Among Us
Here on the Disney blogosphere, I am one obsessive among many, and a middling one at that. But out in the real world, amongst the normals, I am That Disney Girl. The one you avoid when you do not want to talk about Disney… and who you run to if you need to talk to someone about Disney. It’s...
Continue readingWhich Pixar Movie Is My Favorite Really?
It’s almost time! It’s almost time! It’s almost time for this year’s runDisney Springtime Surprise Weekend, and I am pumped. This year’s races are themed to Pixar movies, which is as noble a selection as one could hope for. In honor of this auspicious choice, I decided to ask the hard question, namely: which Pixar movie is my favorite...
Continue readingA Horror Movie For Theme Park Fans: Hell Fest
In the pantheon of theme park Halloween events, Disney’s is Mickey’s Not So Scary Halloween Party. Spooky. Universal Studios is Halloween Horror Nights. Scary. Disney is trick ‘r treating. Universal is haunted houses. If you want atmospheric, family-friendly fun, go to Disney for Halloween. If you want horror, Universal is where it’s at. And so, if you are firmly...
Continue readingMeet The Robinsons Is Awesome & Here’s Why
WARNING: This post contains a major spoiler for Meet the Robinsons. If you have not yet seen this movie, stop what you’re doing and watch it right now. Please? As this post will posit, it is SO underrated. Here’s the Disney+ link. You’re welcome. I am a bad aunt: there is a dearth of games on my phone. While...
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