In the immortal words of Marvin the Paranoid Android: Oh GOD I’m so depressed. In other words, I flew home from Walt Disney World on Sunday, and now I’m falling into the tired, inevitable old cliche: constantly thinking things like “Yesterday at this time, I was eating breakfast with Tigger.” “Yesterday at this time I was walking past Spaceship...
Continue readingIn Which Jenn Is Going to Walt Disney World RIGHT NOW
If you’re reading this… then I’m on my way! Yes, I’m hitting the “publish” button on this post, grabbing my bags, and heading for the airport. IT’S WALT DISNEY WORLD TIME. This is the fabled trip I’ve only being counting down to for like a billion years. And it really does feel like that, because my mom and I...
Continue readingPhotographic Memory: Epcot’s German Nutcracker
In anticipation of the Christmas WDW trip Jenn leaves for tomorrow, we give you – A POST WITH MOON! MOON: I was honored with the task of picking a photo for today’s post! I give you: the nutcracker. JENN: Directly from Epcot’s Germany pavilion in December 2008! MOON: A telling photo of our differing physical grace. This was my...
Continue readingThe Fairest Week In Review: 12/2
GUYS. GUYS. GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS. I LEAVE FOR WALT DISNEY WORLD ON WEDNESDAY. My preferred mode of travel. I cannot begin to explain to you how perfect the timing is. I need a pick-me-up and WDW is just about the only thing strong enough to make that happen. I’ll be going into greater detail regarding my plans...
Continue readingIn Which Jenn Solidifies Her Disney Park Planning Cred
My now sadly former boss is planning a Walt Disney World vacation for her extended family, and I have, as is my wont, been offering advice every step of the way. I assisted in her resort selection, her dining reservations, and lately she’s been sending me emails asking about My Disney Experience. I have now gone through two rounds...
Continue readingThe Fairest Week in Review: 11/25
Oof. To be perfectly frank, I had a rough weekend. That’s a bad start to the post. Please forgive me. Please forgive me, too, for depriving you of Moon’s virtual company; she got a couple training runs in this week and was going to get in on the Week In Review for the first time in forever. Unfortunately, in...
Continue readingIn Which Jenn Has Thoughts On Escape from Tomorrow
So, Escape from Tomorrow – that much-hyped and agonized-over piece of indie film, making Walt Disney World into a horror show. Has anyone else seen it? I know I’m way late to the party, but I finally did! And here, in a nutshell, is what I thought: kinda boring, made no sense. Okay, that’s a little glib. To clarify,...
Continue readingIn Which Jenn Makes WDW Packing Edicts
Step 1: Pack your Ruffian. Hi there! In preparation for my December trip (21 DAYS), I recently sent my mother my go-to Disney packing list. This list was first compiled in 2008, and in the ensuing years I have tweaked, modified, and streamlined it for greater effectiveness. With that in mind, I thought it might be fun to share!...
Continue readingThe Fairest Week in Review: 11/12
Hello, humans! I had yesterday off for Veteran’s Day and used it to cram in my longest run yet. It was supposed to happen on Sunday, but I had a ballet performance on Saturday evening which evidently required a next-day crash; I spent most of the day sleeping. Us artsy types are weird. Look at my pretty pointe shoes!...
Continue readingIn Which Jenn Flips Out Over Magic Bands & Makes A Disney Playlist
Is Carol Anne so wisely said in Poltergeist: THEY’RE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE. Do Spanish-speaking families receive a box that says ‘increible’? Hello, precious. Hello. I got home from ballet last night, saw the box on the kitchen counter, and squeaked to such a tremendous degree that my roommate came in to find out what was inside. And then she humored me...
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