*This may be a slight exaggeration. The ominous weather forecast was poor all week: potential lightning and storms on Saturday morning. And the day before the race, the Wayfarer Half organizers caved: they called off the Wayfarer’s Half Marathon. What they did not cancel was the Wayfarer’s 10k, set to start at the same time but expected to finish before the...
Continue readingIn Which Jenn Tries Out Those New Mickey Mouse Sheet Masks
Target’s always had a smattering of Disney items available, but the launch that dropped a couple week ago is big – just check out all that loot above! Mugs! Cosmetic bags! Makeup! Skincare! Hand creams and bubble bath and, yeah, some t-shirts and stuff too, but the latter is pretty average, if you ask me. Standard Mickey Mouse prints....
Continue readingIn Which Jenn Runs With Short Hair(!)
I have had long hair for the better part of two decades. For the last 10 years especially, I mean long – like almost-to-my-butt long. And I like it like that! It feels very me. I call it my Fairy Princess Hair. Well, I don’t have it any more. I hacked it all off last week. WHY??? you scream, flecks of...
Continue readingThe Fairest Week In Review: 5/30
In this week’s review we shall do training log first, discussion second. Okay, go! Sunday | ran 10.13 miles outside in 1:45 Monday | walked 2.4 miles in 40 minutes; 60 minute ballet class Tuesday | ran 5.32 miles outside in 55 minutes Wednesday | ran 5.33 miles outside in 55 minutes Thursday | walked 2.13 miles outside in...
Continue readingIn Which Jenn Has A Secret Running Admirer Maybe? (But Probably Not)
One day, on an otherwise very routine run, I realized that my sidewalk was speaking to me. Secret messages dotted the pavement as I ran past. Well, maybe not “secret” as such, as they were written in brightly colored chalk. But still, it was unexpected to suddenly find a cheering section beneath my feet. Arrows pointed my way first....
Continue readingThe Fairest Week In Review: 5/23
Hi! How are you? I’m fine. I’m just stalling because I don’t have anything in particular to share this week. Well, I mean, there are things. But since I am saving them for their own dedicated posts, they are secret for the time being. Intrigue! Training log, go: Sunday | 7.03 miles outside in 1:10Not bad for the day...
Continue readingIn Which It’s Rough Out There In Disney Hotel Room Reservations
Hot damn, you guys. Can we take a second to talk about how near impossible it’s gotten to book a room in a Walt Disney World hotel room in a reasonable time frame? I’ve talked about some of my odd room reservation experiences before, and I’ve learned a lot from them. Primarily, I’ve learned to book a room the SECOND you so much...
Continue readingIn Which Jenn Has A Mothereffin’ Mantra
I stayed at my parents’ home in NC when I ran the Wrightsville Beach Marathon. Naturally, for the long weekend away I brought along some Runner’s World magazines. For theming, of course! Post-race and oh, so well-deserved shower, I plunked myself down on the bed and flipped through an issue. I hit upon an article about the importance of having a mental...
Continue readingThe Fairest Week In Review: 5/16
HELLO! I’m coming off an AMAZING weekend. Moon – remember Moon? – she got married! In the same place Will Smith got married if that helps you envision it! She had the most gorgeous dress and a lovely ceremony and good food and awesome people and a great after-party and I got cake and champagne and made a joint toast with...
Continue readingIn Which Jenn Remembers Tangled A Little Differently
I have a tangled memory. Are you familiar with the Mandela Effect? It’s the theory that, since a huge group of people remember Nelson Mandela dying in a jail cell in the ’80s even though he didn’t, there must be an alternate universe where this did happen. Another famous example is the Berenstein/Berenstain Bears debate. Basically, it’s any time you absolutely definitely...
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