JENN: So today I would like to talk about the Great Cucumber Margarita Caper, Or; Drinking 1/12 of the Way Around the World.
MOON: You mean drinking our way INTO Mexico and then I’m drunk?
JENN: Well, technically we drank IN Mexico, and then out of Mexico. But everywhere we went, we took Mexico with us.
MOON: We drank outside of Mexico?
JENN: Our initial idea, you see, was to engage in the traditional Drinking Around the World. Not too quickly, and sharing drinks, of course. We took our drink with us.
MOON: Well, I know the plan was to drink something in every country, but I just remember Mexico. Was there tequila? Because if we did a shot of tequila first, I totally understand the haze.
JENN: Haha, nope. No excuses. That was Elizabeth. She is twice the man we’ll ever be.
We started our journey with La Cava del Tequila, naturally. The line was, as is so often the case, at La Cava, and we had plenty of time to consider the margarita menu. We briefly toyed with the idea of the pomegranate but eventually settled on cucumber.
First of all: it came rimmed with chili salt. If I had a binder, I would doodle “Mrs. Chili Salt” all over it.
|Mrs. Chili Salt|
MOON: …I get jokes.
JENN: I am a very sophisticated comedian.
As for the margarita itself, it was delicious. There were actual chunks of cucumber floating around in the drink. These of course soaked up the liquid and became progressively tastier as time went on.
MOON: See, this is why we have a two-man team. If I had to write this blog on my own, this would be the entry: We had a drink. Annnnd, I’ll see you guys later.
JENN: You would make a great meme.
MOON: I don’t doubt it. I’m assuming my picture is going to pop up sometime during this post, so I must be upfront with the audience: I am a lightweight. Can’t hold my alcohol. My skin turns red, my hands and feet swell and my head will itch.
JENN: Awww. You just look adorably flushed. Like a Jane Austen heroine.
MOON: Don’t get me wrong, I love a drink every now and then (maybe two if it’s a long evening), but I need to drink at the pace of a cactus.
JENN: Also, have you noticed you look kinda like the Korean version of Jessie the Yodeling Cowgirl in the pictures?
|The rootinist, tootinist cowgirl in the Wild Wild West|
MOON: No, I can’t say that I have!
JENN: It’s magnificent.
JENN: I can be Bullseye. There, Halloween done.
MOON: Hahaha, okay!
JENN: How much of the margarita would you say you had before you started going slightly loopy?
MOON: One quarter. No kidding.
JENN: And so, having completed one quarter of one drink out of twelve, we somehow found ourselves drawn, as if by some unseen force, to the Mitsukoshi department store in the Japan pavilion…
MOON: I know what’s coming up next… And all I have to say about that is: 1. I LOVE cats and 2. It wasn’t that bad! Just a lot of wrapping paper…
JENN: Right, so you know all those adorable dishes they have in the last section of the store? Moon bought ALL THE DISHES.
MOON: My kitty thanks Disney for the dishes. 🙂
JENN: In fairness, I was over in the Shinzi Katoh section squeeling over adorable tote bags I didn’t need but bought anyway because one had a black cat and I have a black cat and EEEEE. If I ever become independently wealthy, I’m hitting up Mitsukoshi first. And I’m having a margarita before I start.
MOON: So, had I made it through the margarita, what would we have had next?
JENN: Something from Norway. Maybe we’d be REALLY brave and try a shot of Aquavit. See if we’re vikings on the inside.
MOON: I can do a shot of anything. Challenge accepted.
JENN: Oh my. I guess it’s happening next time! We’ll just have to start our Drinking Around the World at 11AM.
MOON: Just a suggestion, but perhaps I should give myself the length of our stay in Disney to drink myself around the world. If we’re staying for less than a week’s time then I’ll still be drunk for a large portion of the trip.
JENN: We can just camp in Epcot.
MOON: I would be okay with that. Can you imagine riding Spaceship Earth all night?
JENN: We could fall asleep to the gentle lilting tones of Dame Judi Dench telling us to thank the Phoenicians.
MOON: I’ve always had an affinity for the transcribing monk. You know, the sleepy one.
JENN: There ya go. That can be us!
|Yo de lay hee yo de lay hee yo de lay hee|
One of these days, we really ARE going to Drink Around the World. MARK OUR WORDS.
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