Hey, how’s your memory? Because I need you to remember some stuff. Specifically:
Remember when Pat got me the BEST running present EVER?
Remember when I traipsed around Walt Disney World on an increasingly mad and maddening search for a Mr. Toad baseball cap that ultimately proved fruitless and I was super bummed about it?
WELL. Strap in, kids, because look what Pat magically produced as an anniversary present!
And we don’t generally even do anniversary presents. Generally we eat dinosaur chicken nuggets with a bottle of wine.*
NO I WILL NOT STOP MUGGING
I feel like I just drove a jalopy into a tunnel and am about to get into a headlong collision with a train.
In other words: BEST PRESENT EVER.
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